IDK - Paris to Southeast

[Skit]
[?] airplane
So, he gets on this plane
You know, there's about seventy-five to eighty people on the plane
He gets on the plane and he jumps up in the cockpit
He gets onto the intercom and he says, "Ladies and gentlemen"
He said, "This is the first colored pilot to ever fly the Pan-American Airline"
He says, "Hell," he says, "We gonna fly all over"
He said, "We gon' fly eighty thousand feet in the air"
He said, "Hell, we got [?] on the damn plane"
He says, "Hell, we got black-eyed peas and [?]"
He said, "We got chicken with the [?] sauce"
"We got instant collard greens, we got every damn thing"
"Hell, we got many of drinks"
"Hell, we got wine, beer, whiskey, gin"
"Hell, we gon' smoke some weed, baby"
"Hell, we gon' smoke [?], honey and we gon' snort some coke"
He said, "Hell, we gon' get high as the sky if I can ever get this motha' fucka' off the ground"