Kabaret Dno - South Park

Once upon a time, far far away, there was a city where every children decided to be very nice. Welcome to:

This is our South Park, this is brand new park.
Everybody here lives in harmony.
We like each other, we love each other.
We are very kind all the time.
No nibbling in the nose or even swearing.
You already know as it used to be.
Today is the day when we're gonna
Improve ourselfs and delight you.

- But my uncle Bob is a faggot!
- CARTMAN!!!
- Okay, okay.

We want to be nice.
We won't talk 'bout fucking,
Won't talk 'bout vomiting or shitting.
Nibbling in the nose - NO!
Or some farting - NO!
Minininininim!
This is awesome place! That's fantastic place!
Cuz we're not eating bugs or louses,
Puffing on the frogs,
Pissing in the pond
Or even watching naked girls.

- But my uncle Bob is a faggot!
- CARTMAN!!!
- What?! I don't want to be nice! It's fucking boring!
- Fucking? You're right, Cartman, it's a fucky shit!

We can't withstand no more,
Cuz it starts to be a shithouse.
This is so boring and they're annoying us.
Minininininim!

KENNY, THAT'S ENOUGH! (shot)

We don't give a shit.
Now it's cool, as it used to be.
We're coming back to an old-school
While we're pissing on everything!

(pissing, yo)

CARTMAN, YOU PISSED!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!