Kim Wilde - F U Kristmas!

[Kim:]
I love Winter round the tree
Spending time with family
Joy and children spreading laughter
Peace at Christmas forever after...

[Pete:]
Wreck the halls with rows of folly
Hate the season for the jolly
Warm and cosy full of mulled
Deep and crisp and even
Reason for the season culled!

[Kim:]
The bells are ringing
A Christmas chyme

[Pete:]
It does my brain in
Every bloody time...

[Kim]: I love Kristmas
[Pete:] F U Kristmas
[Both:] Here comes Christmas time!

[Pete:]
I love the quiet
I love the peace
Will this torture never cease
I hate scenes resplendent with snow
Won't you simply let it go

[Kim:]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Tis the season to be jolly
Warm and cosy full of mulled
Deep and crisp and even
Reason for the season culled!

The bells are ringing
A Christmas chyme
It does his brain in
[Pete:] Every bloody time...

[Kim:] I love Kristmas
[Pete:] F U Kristmas
[Both:] Here comes Christmas time!