Lao Che - Historia stworzenia świata

It all began with a big bang,
The universe had flatulence and got really bloated up,
As it groaned terribly dogs howled in the distance,
This is how a planet came to be,
Apparently there were some alien boys here,
But they ran away,
Because taxes rose.

At that time the lands were covered by moss and fern,
Dinosaurs initially ate a lot of those treats,
But gluttony's a sin, so they grew fat and died,
This is more or less how four eras went by.

Then a human who had chromosomes from a monkey,
Climbed down from a tree and split the atom,
And then something loud could be heard, from brotherly Ukraine,
And they had everyone drink iodine in liquid,
Apparently there are still some alien boys here,
But the government had them locked up in a woodshed,
But no one speaks of that!