Lej Mi Pół - Kurier

[Verse 1]
Malwina has a dog, and the dog needs to eat
The food will arrive at fifteen past three
The courier is cheerful, a bit pissed off
Approaches the elevator at fourteen past three

[Pre-Chorus]
He shouts "Oh damn! The elevator isn't working!"
Goes back to the car and locks himself in
You ask why, I'll tell you now
Screw that dog! And his big balls!

[Chorus]
Malwina and her dog! And his big balls!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
Malwina and her dog! And his big balls!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

[Verse 2]
Malwina calls but the courier doesn't answer
Why he doesn't answer, try to guess
Courier fired from every shipping company
DPT, TNT, UPS

[Pre-Chorus]
GLS, DHL, Fe-Fe-FedEx
The last one is from the movie with Tom Hanks
Malwina and the courier fell in love
The dog starved to death and so did his balls!

[Chorus]
Malwina and her dog! And his big balls!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
Malwina and her dog! And his big balls!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

[Spoken]
Excuse me, could you clean up after your dog?
But it was you who pooped!
Oh, it was me... I'm terribly sorry...

[Bridge]
The courier doesn't enter the house
Touches himself with his hands
Looks at your personal ID number and wonders
What a beautiful lady you could have been

The courier doesn't enter the house
Touches himself with his hands
Looks at your personal ID number and wonders
What a beautiful lady you could have been

The courier doesn't enter the house
Touches himself with his hands
Looks at your personal ID number and wonders
What a beautiful lady you could have been

[Chorus]
Malwina and her dog! And his big balls!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
Malwina and her dog! And his big balls!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la