Madilyn Mei - Cryptid

Nice to meet you
I'm a cryptid
I don't scare off
Many children
They just laugh
It makes me livid
I'm not scary
Like I should be
Play with dolls
When no one's looking

Dad is bigfoot
Mom is Nessie
Can't just say
"I tried my best" see
They're expecting
So much more
I couldn't care less
But I still try
I'll go hairless
Grow some more eyes

Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you

They see right through me
Can I blame them?
Till I scare 'em
I stay nameless
Movies set the bar too high
I need a win
Before I die
I can't begin
To want to try

Yes I still do

Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you

At the naming ceremony
Everyone else
Their lives were all forming
But maybe I'll earn it
At the naming ceremony (I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm)
What if my parents loathe me, disown me? (I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm)
Who am I? Who do I think I am? (I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm)
(Think I am) The naming ceremony (I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm)
Should've been gifted, should've been perfect (I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm)
But I couldn't even learn it (I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm)
At the naming ceremony
Nobody told me "Congratulations"
I didn't earn it
I don't deserve it

Nice to meet you
I'm a cryptid
Chose my own name
Now I'm Mildred
It's no Mothman
Chupacabra
But it's mine and
I deserve it
It's my name and
I deserve it
It's my own name
I deserve it