Mastodon - The Ballad of Brent Galifinakis

I think that someone's trying to sue me
By fucking us up and destroying our cred
We are playing this in a different tuning
And you'll notice that I sound nothing like Brent
Smallz made us changed the lyrics
Luigi is scared they'll deport him
I thought hangover didn't need a sequal
The first accomplished it's goal on it's own
We need more words to fill in this next line
(Indistinguishable gurgling)
Jazz needs to find a home
Damien should try to get a job
This song is not called Blood and Thunder
Because that name is trademarked
I bet you would've bought this album
If we didn't ruin this song
But how the hell can you hear this
this doesn't make much sense
These lyrics created a paradox
On to the last funny chorus part
We still love Mastodon
Just not enough to pay royalties