Neil Cicierega - Sexual Lion King

[Simba]
Dad?
Dad, come on
You gotta get up
Dad

[Marvin Gaye]
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up

Ooh baby, now let's get down tonight

[Elton John]
There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you

And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
(Long live the king)
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
(Hakuna matata) (What?)
(Hakuna matata)

There's a time for everyone if they only learn
(Ya gotta put your past behind ya)
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
(It doesn't matter, it's in the past)
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours

And can you feel the love tonight?
(Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba)
How it's laid to rest
(Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
(Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba)
Believe the very best
(Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba)

[TIMON]
And if he falls in love tonight
It can be assumed

[PUMBAA]
His carefree days with us are history

[TIMON & PUMBAA]
In short, our pal is doomed
(TIMON & PUMBAA start crying)