Of Montreal - Sails, Hermaphroditic

I've been trying to be your friend forever
I just knew we had so much in common
Champagne and strawberry pancakes for an after sex snack
Yes, you are a thriller but I'm not your ride
Besides I'm out of tickets and I mean, where's your pride?

She said, "If I could Dr. Frankenstein
The world, start this bi**h anew
I would change the shi* out of you"

If I could Dr. Frankenstein
The world (if I could change your mind)
Start this bi**h anew, oh ooh
I would change the shi* out of you
(Out of you) [2x]

If I could Dr. Frankenstein
The world (if I could change your mind)
Start this bi**h anew, ah heh
I would change the shi* out of you...

I broke a window and then passed out in your car
Just then we shared a spiritual hallucination
Yeah, but this synth solo about to pay my bills

She said, "If I could Dr. Funkenstein
The world, oh, start this bi**h anew, yeah...
I would change the shi* out of you"

If I could Dr. Frankenstein
(If I could change, I could change your mind)
Start this bi**h anew, yeah eh heh
I would change the shi* out of you
(Out of you) [2x]

If I could Dr. Funkenstein
The world (if I could change your mind)
Ooh, start this bi**h anew, ah huh
I would change the shi* out of you
Ooh [4x]

Ah yeah...
Ooh hoo