Petey - Microwave Dinner

Yeah, we were both dumb at the same things
How many sharp tacks does it take to make
Another fuckin' meal in the microwave?
Are we the type of people to procreate?

So you wanna little cubby with half my brain
A thing to always love you with our last name
A steady source of meaning through all the change
Baby, I ain't even sure if I ate today

Yeah, I guess I'm just a bit of a goofball
But we don't joke around like we used to
It's hard to have a laugh when you feel the truth
When you see another path laid in front of you
When you see another path laid in front of you

Do I really wanna live a life like this?
Yeah, do I really wanna marry the only person I've kissed
Since I was 20 years old
On a porch in New Orleans
God damn it was a hot one
Like hell it was a scorcher

I remember that night
It was the night we met
Yeah, we drank 3 dollar wine to ease our existential dread
My head was on your chest
I remember you asked me
Have you ever told a lie?

Yeah, have you ever told a lie, just for the hell of it?
No, nothing that important
Just some inconsequential shit
Like the wrong date something happened
The people you were with
Just to make it come together, man
Just to make your story fit

Yeah, I don't know why we do this
I think that life gets pretty hard sometimes, we lie to get through it
But your eyes are the truth, and our hearts are congruent
And in the very, very moment I think that I love you
Yeah, I love you
And I think that I need ya

Yeah, I think that I love you
I think I'll always need ya

Do I really wanna live a life like this?
Yeah, do I really wanna take over my old man's Honda dealership
And buy a little house, maybe have a couple kids
So I can learn what to be loved unconditionally is
Is that selfish?

Not more than drinking 20 beers and getting tan and eating shellfish
On the Mississippi River
And my head is like a riddle
Where anxiety and narcissism meet somewhere in the middle
Am I socio or empath?
I've been a wreck since I was little
At my own grandfather's funeral I even let out a little giggle
I was just a little boy
Fuckin' relax man, it happens
I was just 6 years old and I couldn't hand the sadness
And neither could anyone else
And neither could anyone else
Woo-hoo!