Rohit KDM - Headlines

Yeahh !! Haa

Ek Baar Phir

Rohit KDM Ha Ha !!

Assalam Walekum, Walekum Assalam
Satsriakaal Paaji or Hinduo ko Ram Ram
24 Ghante Din Raat Chalti Bus Ek Baat
Kisne kiska kata or kisko Padi Hai Laat

Bina baat Dushre ki Thaali Me Maare Chhalang
Khake sabka Hissa Uske Aage Hi Mare Dakaar
Ek Awaaj Uthaye to Haa Dushra Kare Bawaal
Apni kamyabi ki De Rahe Subhi Mishaal

Paisa Uska Leke uska Sapna Kare Sakaar
Khule Ghume Chor or Faasi pe Chade Kisaan
Dengu har saal ata kitne pade Bimaar
Ek dushre ki galti tisre ko kare Paas

Jhooti inki asliyat milawati hai saari Baat
Ye sawaal wo sawaal Tv pe kare Kamaal
Baaki Din Bollywood Actoro ka hai Tauhaar
Baaki Din Bollywood Actoro ka hai Tauhaar

Chhake TikTok pe karte dekho Nanga Naach
Bol di hai Baat Maine ab kaho mujhe Gavaar
Sadchuki hai Naali Yha pe Bhare chuke Haa Kudedaan
Moj Rehti Subki Jubki Dukh me hai Awaam

Aadhi janta Road pe Haa Ghar nhi hai uske Paas
Humko kya karna hai Lekin Apna sub hai First Claas

Jisme Aata kuch nhi Haa usme saale sub hai Paas
Mera matlab Sanskrit Vyajan or Latlakaar

Chalte Chalte Paan Khakhe Thook Dete Road pe
Darr Nhi Kisika Tabhi Rehte Saare chaudd me
Kholdu me Raaz subke Apne Muh se Bolke
Bhaari Mere Sabd Saare Dekhle tu tolke

Class me na rehta Teacher
Aadhi Chhuti Bache Paar
Milte na Hai Apne Ghar pe Adda unka Hota Park
Khel Kood Chhod sub lat lagi hai unko Aam
Nash Nash Kash me dekho ho chuki hai Unki jaam

Betiya Kalank lagti dushro ki lagti maal
Aati na sharam kisiko kon h ye kaise baap
Neta yha pe sub kare haa jaise ho wo Shaktimaan
Power uske haath me or na bhi ho to paisa paas

Rubaroo karadu tumko aao chalo khudse aaj
Rohit KDM Naam Ratle Mera Khudse aaj
Karte mujhko pyaar jo bhi un sabhi ka Dhaneyvaad or
Lete mujhko halke me jo Sidha maru muh pe laat

Haste Haste Maaru Subki yhi to Hai mera Raaz
CBSE Board Me Haa laane hote ache Marks
Aaye na to Baap Bole Nikal yha se ghar bhar
Shujta pichwada saath lath padte wo hazar

Baba Yha ke Gyani bole tera masla hal hai Aaj
Leja mujhse Pudia Beta Khush rahega pure Saal
Sunke Aisi Baatein Subke Mann me Laddu Phoot te hai
Science wale chutiya or kala jaadu zindabad