Sherry Vine - Shit My Pants – Bad Romance Parody

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
I’m gonna shit my pants.
Rah-rah Rah-rah Rah-rah
Rah bum bum bum bum
Ka Ka Ka Uh la la la
Just shit my pants!

I ate some black beans some greasy soufflé.
I washed it down with a double laté
I have to go – go go go I have to go – aw

I feel something Guey – and warm on my thigh
Cause I am sitting on a chocolate mud pie
I move too slow
Slow slow slow – I move too slow
(Slow Slow Slow – I want your love)

I tried to control it
But I couldn’t hold it
So sad I shit
Shit my pants

I had a muffin come out of my oven
Can’t believe I just shit my pants
Oh, yes it’s true. I am all covered in poo
I can’t believe I just shit my pants
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Girl I just shit my pants
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Girl I just shit my pants

Rah-rah Rah-rah Rah-rah
Rah bum bum bum bum
Ka Ka Ka Uh la la la
Just shit my pants!

A nasty flu or a bladder trauma
Or maybe the revenge of Montezuma
There is no love
Love Love Love
There is no Love
(Ahhhhhh