Spongebob Squarepants - Doin' the krabby patty

Stick your hands up in the air,
Shake your bottom like your pants are square,
Start a-trembeling down in your knees,
Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease,
Would you like a little extra cheese?
Now you're doin' the Krabby Patty!

Flippin' patties at the Krusty Krab,
That's how I started this brand new fad,
I know I'm lookin' real good right now,
With my big blue eyes and my L7 trowel,
You wanna learn well I'll teach ya how,
You'll be doin' the Krabby Patty!

Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!

C'mon join my Krusty Krew,
I make the Krabby Patties just for you,
Throw out those hot dogs, burgers and fries,
Loose the bowls o' chilli and the pizza pies,
How do ya cook it, man that's no riddle,
You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the grill,

Just ask any gormate fish,
It's Bikini Bottom's number 1 dish,
The Krusty Krab really where it's at,
Look how we rolled out the welcome mat,
The patty's skinny but the buns are fat,
When we're doin' the Krabby Patty!

Ahh, you wanna learn how to do the Krabby Patty?
Well here's what you gotta do!
Take your patty and throw it on the grill,
Can't ya feel it? It's such a thrill,
Now you reach up,
And put on some 'keatchup',
You're a 'naturala',
With that spatula,
Let the mustard trickle,
And a lil' slice of pickle,
Now put it on a bun,
You're almost done,
Here it comes, yum yum yum yum yum!

Krabby Patty! (Oh you're looking good!)
Krabby Patty! (Start your diet tomorrow!)
Krabby Patty! (Slap some lettuce on!)
Krabby Patty! (Yeah!)

But a bag, a box, a carton a case,
Stomp your feet and feed your face,

Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!