Steel Panther - Party All Day

When I was only three
My mama said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho,
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
But she's got me freakin' out

I get up in the afternoon
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw
Thats what I was born to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to pay!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
Fuck yeah!
...Fuck yeah, dude