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Vegan living, so healthy and clean
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat
Instead, I get gluten and seaweed stew
Rice milk and lentils and fucking tofu
I respect every creature from horse-fly to cow
But I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah, I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
You eat your southern fried chicken, and I'll just have fruit
How's that T-bone?
No really, it's cool
I'll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chickpeas
Kill me, please
I'm tired of hummus
And bulgur wheat
Tofurkey, to-fuck-yourself
I want some meat
I respect every creature, the birds and the bees
But I'd eat the shit out some whopper with cheese
Believe me, I'd fuck up that whopper with cheese
Whoa-oh, alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix, mm, what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
Yeah, I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
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