The Monks - Spotty Face

His mates are going down the club
He don't say nothing but he wants to join them
He only wants to have some fun
He rushes home and changes clothes
They said they'd pick him up about eight-thirty
But no one comes so he don't go

Cause he is much too skinny and he is much too short
And his mates never listen when he tries to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away
Hey
Seven stone four pound spotty faced weakling you ain't going out tonight
You'll never go out with your mates when they're brawling cause you give the girls a fright
Just ain't right, right...

They used to take him down the pub
And they'd be drinking like theres no tomorrow
One shandy and he'd be on the floor
They pick him and dust him down
And say it's time for him to buy the next round
He'd say he was headed right out the door

Cause hes much too skinny and hes much too short
And his mates never listen when he tries to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away
HEY
Seven stone four pound spotty faced weakling you ain't going out tonight
You'll never go out with your mates when you're drinking cause you are much too tight
Just ain't right, right...
Alright!
Solo
Cause he is much too skinny and he is much too short
And his mates never listen when he tries to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away
Hey

They used to took him to a dance. and introduced him to the local tatter (hello)
He went all red and shy-ed away
Now he's all ready to go out
He wears a suit that looks like silk pajamas
But no one comes oh what a shame

Cause he is much too skinny and he is much too short
And his mates never listen when he tries to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away
HEY
Seven stone four pound spotty faced weakling you ain't going out tonight
You'll never go out with your mates when they're brawling cause you give the girls a fright
Just ain't right, right...