The Sponge Awareness Foundatio - An Axl Christmas

Well I thought that I heard Santa in the chimney christmas eve
But who stepped out of my fireplace I just could not believe
It was a skinny long-haired rock star type all dressed in leather clothes
And I yelled, hey that's not santa claus! That looks like Axl Rose

He said man there've been some changes in the way these holidays run
Now that i'm in charge of christmas we can finally have some fun
We'll sing heavy metal carols & keep the presents for ourselves
We'll send Slash to the north pole & let his snakes play with the elves

It's an Axl Christmas, It's a hard rock holiday
So we'll all sing Welcome To The Jungle all the way
We'll slay ride over Paradise City & If we're feelin' rude
We'll burn down all the christmas trees & then we'll get tattooed

Now Axl didn't care about how Christmas used to be
He said I just had Santa's workshop wired for MTV
Yeah Rudolph tried my egg nog so you know he's feelin' fine
And remember Mrs. Claus? Now she's a sweet child o' mine

said no more free gifts if they want this stuff they'll have to buy it
and if they try to take my picture then we'll have a christmas riot
I said Axl you are doing this, I'll run it by my deduction
Y'know, Santa never had this kind of Appetite For Destruction

It's an Axl Christmas, It's a hard rock holiday
Now we're singin' Welcome To The Jungle all the way
We'll slay ride over Paradise City & If we're feelin' rude
We'll burn down all the christmas trees & then we'll get tattooed

It's an Axl Christmas, It's a hard rock holiday
Said we're all singin' Welcome To The Jungle all the way
We'll slay ride over Paradise City & If we're feelin' rude
We'll burn down all the christmas trees & then we'll get tattooed