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Princess Rap Battle! Galadriel versus Leia! Let the Rap Battle begin!
Galadriel:
One does not simply walk into this fight
I'm the baddest bitch in Middle Earth - the Lady of Light!
I look better in white. You should flee from my sight.
I'll strike you down like Obi- Wan 'cause I'm colder than carbonite!
You battle me? You're not strong enough!
A human break an elf? You don't live long enough!
You better listen hard throught those donuts in your hair
By the time I end this line you will love me and despair!
Leia:
Calm down grandma you're ugly when you mad.
Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad.
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
and you had to send a group of men to fix everything!
When Sauron took over you hid in the tree
I led the Rebel Allianceand we saved whole galaxy!
When I am done with you, you will be nothing but the crater
My words explode like bombs I'm a verbal detonator!
Galadriel:
What have you films had like thirteen re-edits?
Leia:
Well, most of your runtime is spent on a credits.
We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth.
Galadriel:
Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist.
Leia:
You're like a Stormtrooper 'cause you shots never hit.
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit!
I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
I'm a master wit ha blaster you're a renn faire disaster.
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
Just a hippie hobbit-humper unblinking and bland
No lightsaber needed to take you out
Search your feelings You will forfeit this bout
Galadriel:
I will... Never give in to your Jedi mind trick
And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
My lirics so wet. I'm like a rhymning typhoon.
How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, to soon?
I see thing that were, thing that are, things that may be
I'm a fully operational, It's over baby!
You shall not pass, Challenge another
You can kiss my ass! Pretend it's your brother!
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