442oons - Ballon d'Or 2014 Rap Battle

Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Cristiano Arrogantaldo, Real and Poortugal!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Lionel Messigician, Bancelona and Handballgentina!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Savewell Neuer, Bayern and Germazing!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Tear it the f*** up, just like we did with Garcia's report!

It's so clear, it's so easy to see! Uh-huh!
The best player in the world this year was me!
More goals, more assists, more trophies won!
I got muscles popping out everywhere, even my statue's hung!
I've seen your statue!
Yes, I know the one!
The only thing that's accurate is that it is bronze!
With your plucked brows, greased hair and so much more!
The only award you're taking home is the Salon d'Or!
Cause I'm the Champions League and the Spanish league all-time top-scorer!
And I know how gutted you were when I broke the records before you!
In the World Cup you did sweet f*** all!
Me - the final and the Golden Ball!
Uh-huh, the Golden Ball? That was Golden Bullsh*t!
The only thing you did in that final was that lame-ass sky-high free-kick!
You act like Mr Perfect, while you're just a sham!
You're in deep sh*t with the taxman!
You tried to leave through Instagram!

Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
My career is thriving!
Thanks to penalties and diving!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
It shouldn't be about looks!
Where's your burgundy tux?
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
I won the World Cup!
You're a goalie! Shut up!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
The votes are nearly in! Who is going to win?

The winner of the 2014 Bellen d'Or award is...
Kevin Ibrahim from Qatar!
Now is not a good time...