442oons - Bruno Horrifico

United have a last-minute penalty! But who's going to take it?
CRISTIANO! CRISTIANO!
No!

Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!
You should leave it to Cristiano!
Agreed!
I go left! I go right! I make the goalies look sh*te!
I'm the Portuguese Magnifico!

BRUNO!
Oh no...
Bruno!
He should have left it to Cristiano!
Agreed! Your technique was sh*te!
I think he's just killed my wife...
This is all Jurgen Klopp's fault, you know...

Bruno Horrifico! Bruno, you biffico!
That pen was even worse than mine at the Euros!
And mine!
Bruno Magnif... oh no!
Bruno MagnificOOOOOOOOOOOH! Unbelievable!
Bruno Magnifico! Bruno Magnifico!
Bruno Magni-feckin-feckin-feckin-co!
But I always score...
That was worse than yours!
You're the Portuguese Phil Jones!
WHAT?!

BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO! PRAT!
Now my first choice is Cristiano!
You are sentenced to life!
Rest in peace, my poor wife...
This is all Jurgen Klopp's fault, you know...