ApologetiX - Hey Philistines

Well, tell me, did you think you'd be all right
To fight against us Israelites?
You can steal our Lord's Ark of the Covenant
And get away, but God goes where it goes
Yet, you know, it might not be that bad
If you'd oppressed us and left it at that
But now that you've stolen the holy thing of Israel
He may not leave you alone

Tomorrow, you can drive it out of town
Because your god, Dagon, fell down
Smashed his head and arms upon the ground in great disgrace
Hey, Philistines -- Hey, Philistines
Hey, Philistines -- Hey, Philistines

You can trust me -- God's too big
And strong to keep around
And if you don't respect His majesty
You might get three dead towns
'Cause I don't think He wants to be with you
I'm feelin' like He's mad -- it's true
If my God had shown you all His miracles
You'd rightly fear Him, too

Tomorrow, you can drive it out of town
Because your god, Dagon, fell down
Ashdod, Gath, and Ekron, finally found He hates this place
Hey, Philistines

Tomorrow, you can drive it out of town
Because your god, Dagon, fell down
Smashed his head and arms upon the ground in great disgrace
Hey, Philistines -- Hey, Philistines
Hey, Philistines -- Hey, Philistines

Well, tell me, did you think you'd be all right
To fight against us Israelites?
You can steal our Lord's Ark of the Covenant
And get away, but God goes where it goes
Yet you know, it might not be that bad
If you'd oppressed us and left it at that
You might have to return that Holy thing to Israel
To make God leave you alone

Tomorrow, you can drive it out of town
Because your god, Dagon, fell down
Ashdod, Gath, and Ekron, finally found He hates this place
Hey, Philistines

Hey, Philistines
Yes, you took God's Ark
Well, there's only one thing now to do that's smart