Atomic Bomb Blood Orgy - Happy Polka Fun Time

Start happy polka fun.
It is happy, and I am happy.
You are happy as we should be.
Those who are not happy suffer.
Christ loves me.
He is happy in Heaven.
I will be happy in Heaven.
Unless it is all a lie.

Yesterday I saw a spaceship.
A green man waved hello.
He said earth is beautiful.
He said I am beautiful.
He said he would show me.
All the secrets of the universe.
I said, "Christ hates aliens."
I stabbed him in the throat.

Howdy town let's dance around, and spin around, and grab the ground.
Hear those booties make a sound. It's happy polka fun time now.
Dosey Doe and grab a face. Kiss it. Smash it to your taste.
Let's not damage this fine place. I'd like to play again one day.

Drugs are bad and Satan, too. And pot and beer no good for you.
Exercise at least an hour, and everyday you take a shower.
Happy town let's dance around, and spin around and grab the ground.
Hear those booties make a sound. It's happy polka fun time.

Start happy polka fun.
It is happy, and I am happy.
I never watch television.
It is a sad mechanic.
I listen to music.
It makes my fingers wiggle.
Sometimes I stick my fingers.
Into places I should not.

Christ loves me,
He is happy in heaven.
I will be happy in heaven.
I will have no fingers.
I will be happy in heaven.
I will be happy in heaven.
I will be happy in heaven.
Unless it is all a lie.