AVbyte - Michelle Obama vs Ann Romney: The Cookie Bake-Off Musical!

Election time is coming
Campaign buzz is now humming
But don't let yourself be deceived
By what you think you perceive

The politics are redundant
All that chatter just don't matter
All that matters is the batter
But the latter'll make you fatter

White and dark chocolate chip
These won't go straight to your hip
Add some veggies to your dough
And there you go!

Just by caring 'bout your health
You too can share it on the wealth
Once I shove them down your throat
I'll get your vote

Step back!
You think you're cool 'cause you're black
My cookies trump yours
And make a much better snack

You're using whole foods, yilk!
Well I don't mess with that ilk
And just like with everything,
I prefer the 1 percent... milk!

Think you're better off with pancakes
Since you flip flop all the time
Least we're promising some tax breaks
To the slime comitting crime

Is your recipe from Kenya too?
A stay at home mom, oh, poor you
My cookies are superior
Mine make yours quite inferior
My cookies are more rich
You are such a priviledged...