Avenue Q - Rod's Dilemma

Rod
Hi, everybody!
I need some advice
Brian
Sure Rod, what’s up?
Rod
Well, you see,
My Rotary Club is having an election
Nicki
Oh, that sounds really boring, Rod.
Rod
It’s not boring, it’s Rotary!
They’re electing club officers
And I have no idea who to vote for
Kate Monster
Well, who’s running?
Rod
My old friend from college
Christmas Eve
There you go, vote for him!
What are fliends for?
Rod
Well… but this other guy who’s running
Is very, very healthy
And if I vote for him
Hi might invite me out to his campound
In the Hamps this summer
Nicki
Woo, and then you could bring me along!
Rod
But, the there’s a third guy
who’s really, really…well…
he has nicest smile
We’re both devoted fans of Barbara Bush and Streisand!
Trekkie Monster
Oh, you vote for him
He pay you back with sexual favors
Rod
And that too!
So, you see my dilemma?
I have reasons to vote for all of them
But I can only pick one
Princeton
Rod, that’s not the criteria you should use
When you deciding who to vote for
Everybody in noises
No, no, no
Rod
No?
Kate Monster
No! None of those things have anything to do
With who will make the best officer for your Rotary Club
Everybody, in noises
Yeah…
Kate Monster
So, one guy is your buddy
Princeton
And one guy’s rich
Christmas Eve
And one guy is a guy you’d like
To make your bitch
Gary Coleman
That sounds like politics
And bullshit
Nicki
Why not vote for the person who deserves it?
Rod
Hmm…
Kate Monster
Vote your heart
Look inside and see what’s there
Princeton
Yeah, Rod.
Vote your heart
Leave down you know you care
Nicki
Sure!
And even if you don’t
You can bet the candidates do
Everybody
And they’re all counting on you
So vote your heart
Rod
I get well you guys
Everybody
Vote your heart
It’s easy and it’s fun
Vote your heart
And the Will of the people will be done
Christmas Eve
Don’t vote for your fliends cuz they said you should
Everybody
Vote for the candidate you think is good
Vote your heart (4x)
Rod
I am gonna vote my heart
This is gonna be the best Rotary Club Election ever!
Kate Monster
And all your friends will vote their heart too!
Princeton
Remember, it’s a secret ballot
Nobody has to know who you’re voting for
Everybody
Vote your heart (vote your heart)
Look inside and see what’s there (you’re gonna look inside)
Vote your heart (you’re voting down)
Leave down you really care
You really care!
And even if you don’t
You can bet the candidates do
And they’re all counting on you
Avenue Q
And they’re all counting on you
Avenue Q
And they’re all counting on you
Avenue Q
And they’re all counting on you
Kate Monster
So Rod, who are you gonna vote for?
Rod
I’m gonna vote my heart
Everybody
Go! Vote your heart