Bob's Burgers - The Prince of Persuasia

[Spoken: Rob Huebel as The Prince]
Hello there, my brothers. I almost didn't see you. I am the Prince of Persuasia! There are three steps to persuading women
Step number one: Trap your princess! Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life
Step two: Insult your princess! Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car! The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro! It's been biologically proven! By me!
Step three: Brag! Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you singlеhandedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna rеlease a hormone deep inside her body called "Insatia". It makes women ovulate! For sex!

[Spoken: Dan Mintz as Tina]
Interesting. Step one: Trap him. Playing hard to get, I see

[Spoken: Rob Huebel as The Prince]
Dress like her dad! It releases a hormone called "moan-a-tonin"
When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, and then make a big deal about it
Push her in a lake
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is
Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and make fun of her for not knowing it
Use the word "idiot"
Never make her pancakes. Force her to make you pancakes in the middle of the night!