Carol Burnett - Little Girls

Little girls
Little girls
Everywhere I turn
I can see them
Little Girls
Little Girls
Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them

I'm an ordinary woman
With feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear
But I'll admit, no man has bit
So, how come I'm the mother of the year?

How I hate
Little shoes
Little socks
And each little bloomer
I'd have cracked
Years ago
If it weren't for my
Sense of humour

Some woman are drippin' with diamonds
Some woman are drippin' with pearls
Lucky me!
Lucky me!
Look at what I'm drippin' with
Little girls!

Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal

Some day I'll step on their freckles
Some night I'll straighten their curls
Send the flood
Send the flu
Anything that
You can do
To, little (little, little), little (little, little)
Little girls

Some day I'll land in the nuthouse
With all the nut and the squirrels (giggle)
There I'll stay
Tucked Away
Until the prohibition of
Little girls