Ihrtvamps - I wanna be a Vampire

I wanna be a Vampire so freakin’ bad
and bite all of the girls I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine
Smiling next to Edward and Sookie.

Oh every time I close my eyes
I scream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
Oh I, I swear
The world better prepare,
For when I’m a vampire.

Yeah, I would have a cape like Dracula
Sneak up from the back of ya,
Everyday Halloween
Popular with all the teens
I’ll probably pull an alice cullen and emmett
and hook up with my siblings just for the heck of it.
Give away a few t-shirts that say “Suck It”
and last but not least grant somebody their last wish
You can call me Count von Count from the ‘Street, though
I’m not purple and I got no hand up my bum hole.
Get it? Can’t wait to bite on some Twi-moms
they all seem to want to get it on in my coffin
I’ll make sure to choose my victims with care
and there’ll be smokin’ hot 100-year-old cougars everywhere!