Kate Parkin - Gryffindor (Harry Potter Parody)

I used to speak parseltongue tongue under my breath
Scared to speak to snakes, ha-ha-se-heth
The hat speaks quietly, it won't fight with me

I learned that we all must make a choice
I made some potions past the boiling point
I hung with Weasley, and Hermione

He held me down, oops don't touch
Already burning skin to dust
I hear His voice, the Dark Lord's sound
Like lightning, I'll strike him down

Ministry's bound, it's given up
Get ready cause it is corrupt
I see it fall, but there's hope now

Chorus:
I got a scar that's a horcrux, the fire, flying through fiendfire
Cause I have been chosen, and I am a Gryffindor
Prouder, prouder I'm a lion
Cause I have been chosen, and I am a Gryffindor
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I am a Gryffindor

Now I'm floatin on a broom I fly
Just like Dobby, I learned to die
I was "just Harry," now things got scary

I won't back down, cause I've got love
I'm ready to kill this horcrux
I hear Her voice, my mother's sound
Like lightning, it's Light I've found

Dead on the ground, but I got up
Get ready 'cause my love's enough
I see him fall, it makes sense now

Chorus:
I got a scar that's a horcrux, the fire, flying through fiendfire
Cause I have been chosen, and I am a Gryffindor
Prouder, prouder I'm a lion
Cause I have been chosen, and I am a Gryffindor
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I am a Gryffindor
Hallows Hallows

With Dumbledore
Dumbledore

Rumble-roar-roar

I got my eyes from my mother, he loved her, Snape he had loved her
And he was a brave man, he saved lives with a bezoar
Louder, louder I am cryin'
'Cause he was a brave man, turn to page three ninety-four
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Turn to page three ninety-four