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Sorry to tell you
1D is dead
As soon as this song is done
I'm gonna shave my head
And join the military
It's always been my dream
It's time to fuck off
Let's phone it in
I was too lazy to put my contact lenses in
Let's get this over with
Roll the nostalgic clips
From last week
Time to put 1D out of its misery
Couse the dream has gotten stale
So we're getting out of jail
Time to bail out of boy band purgatory
This dog and pony show's
Saying Adios
And we'll see you never
I don't like music
I never have
Just wanted to score some cash
And loads of groupie ass
Got a fit model now
And a fat bank account
Peace out
You and me won't get any of the royalties (Why?)
Never wrote a single note (Oh right)
One of us will end up broke
Won't be me!
One last time to dance awkwardly
Never found a beat
We had ten left feet
But we failed together
Matching suits
Bad reviews
Taylor Swift
Talkin' shit
Apologies
Mean parodies
Fealin' lame
Where is Zayn?
Hello mates!
I swung by
To show off my
New hair dye
And to plug my song
And to tell you all
That I have become the Justin one
Hey Louis!
I am starting a golf agency
Look it up!
Do you mind if I play through?
Whackin' balls is what I do
No more tween screams
And no more sexy loitering
We can be adults
We can join a cult
We can sleep past seven!
Buy some baggy jeans
And smoke all the weed
And eat chips forever!
Wanna shag my wife
Lead a normal life
And have no direction
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