Left boy - Security check

I gotta catch this flight, but im faded from drinking that goose*
I told my mom and my girl that i'd be there and they told me that they'd be there too.
My flights on time, alright, fuck this line,
Imma cut this shit like i cut that Vin.....-yl.
I'm still movin through the line with ninja skill
makin sure that i ain't got no pills.
What do you want, man, whats your deal?

Step back, pull your pants up, spread your legs like this, put your hands up.
It's ok if you touch my dick, cuz this is the security check,
Homegirl spread those cheeks, till I can see what you ate last week,
I better not find some shit cuz this is the security check

I gotta find gate D9,
it looks like I'll be fine till i figured out that i queued in the wrong line.
Fuck, so i gotta go back, but the terminal is packed
I'm about to have a panic attack, AHHHHHHHHH
Put me in a wheel chair get me to the gate now, cuz i need to be there.
If im not in the air, in about T minus Fifteen
i'mma have to go and hijack a machine

Step back, pull your pants up, spread your legs like this, put your hands up.
It's ok if you touch my dick, cuz this is the security check,
Homegirl spread those cheeks, till I can see what you ate last week,
I better not find some shit cuz this is the security check

Look mom I'm alright,
but I dont think Imma make it home tonight,
they got me locked up tight, sitting in a cell with two arabic guys,
No mom its cool, a dude like me's always gonna get through,
rich, white, jew, I hit em with the hebrew, Mazel Tov** to you!
Shout out to Nexxus, tell him the Lexus is up front when the publishing check comes,
and he can go buy some shit, cuz this is the security check,
bout to be a classic let me see that ass on the dancefloor spastic
step on the gas Bitch and then park that shit, cuz this is the security cheeeeeeeck

* Grey Goose - wódka
** Mazel Toy - po hebrajsku szczęście