Mac Davis - No mas Cervesas

Well how did I wind up down here in Mexico
Wearin' this serapio
And this old sombrero
Who are all these strangers
Callin' me amigo
Where's did I leave my pickup truck,
And where did my paycheck go

Ohh
The last thing i remember was in Old Paso
She was saying
Adios I've got to go
And i was begging baby please
I love you so
Then what happened after that
Well god only knows.

Chorus
Oh no mas cerveza
I've had too much to drink
My head hurts and I can't think
I'll never drink her off my mind
so dont pour me anymore
No mas cerveza mucho gracias senor

My clothes smell like nachos
Ald old saccy's beer
This softy mariachi
Is pounding in my ear
I still cant figure out
Just what I'm doing here
I wish I could make myself
just up and disapear

Oh the place is really paked
And its a lively crowd
It ain't as big as Billy Bob's
But it sure is loud
The waitress ain't real pretty
But She's well in doubt
She said we got engaged last night
And shouldnt I be proud

Chorus
Oh no mas cerveza
I've had too much to drink
My head hurts and i cant think
I'll never drink her off my mind
Dont pour me anymore
No mas cerveza mucho gracias senor

They call a song
esta loto my poor heart is broken
I've gone loco
And on the verge of tears
i dont want no margaritas
No brown eyed senoritas
And I sure as hell dont need another beer

Chorus
Oh no mas cerveza
I've had too much to drink
My head hurts and I cant think
I'll never drink her off my mind
so dont pour me anymore
No mas cerveza mucho gracias senor

Chorus
Oh no mas cerveza
I've had too much to drink
My head hurts and i cant think
I'll never drink her off my mind
so dont pour me anymore
No mas cerveza mucho gracias senor

oh no mas cerveza mucho gracias senor

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