Mafumafu - Role-Playing Game eng verison

U: Wishing that we could
be heroes someday soon!
(M, So, Sa: Heroes someday soon!)
U: Even though it's impossible,
still! I'll start my big story!
So: Coming together in a
fearsome group of four!
(M, U, Sa: Fearsome group of four!)
So: Doing anything, everything, playing,
praying, nothing, bluffing, meditating,
waiting, everywhere and anywhere,
push work on someone else.
All: Chi~in!
Sa: Gathering some healing
items, start with aconite!
(M, So, U: Start with aconite!)
Sa: Our strategy is the
best, we're totally on goal!
M: Him, him, and him too,
they're a kinda stupid bunch!
(So, Sa, U: Kinda stupid bunch!)
M: It's probably his fault,
or his, or his, or pointing
blame until the night comes!
U: Do we have the special move
that can one-strike an enemy dead?
(Nope!)
Sa: What about an escape item
for a dungeon filled with dread?
(Nope!)
So: What about that game guide
that I think I left in the trash?
(Huh?!)
M: TWO OF US ALREADY DIED, SAVE
DATA'S SACRIFIED, WE CAN'T GO
BACK, WE'RE DO-DO-DO-DO-DONE!!
So: Side-scrolling right through life,
buying agility! No need for healers,
right? We're truly hopeless here!
Sa: Raring for rare eggplants and
tasty tomatoes, all the while
choosing the same character!
(So: WHAT KIND OF BUG IS THIS?!)
All: Hey, hey! No way, no
way! I'm just diving in!
Just pushing past the very
first village stage! (Hai hai!)
One hero times four
doesn't make it past zero!
We've tried for a whole entire age!
(U: STOP OVER-EXAGGERATING!!!)
In a Gacha gameplay,
we'd just get two stars!
Even though this isn't
an SSR! (Hai hai!)
I'm just letting my true
self go wild and free!
While staying up with
you and playing RPGs!

~DIALOGUE COMING UP!~
M: Alright, everyone!
Remember to work as a team!
U, Sa: Yes sir!
So: Hey, hey, who's the
one going so slowly?
U: Who's to say that you're
not the one going too fast?
So: I'm just clearing a path so
everyone can catch up easily.
U: That's just your excuse for giving
us a hard time. Right, Sakata?
Sa: AAAAAAAH! MAFUMAFU'S
TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
M: Hahahaha~! I'LL KILL YOU ALL~!
So: What?! Me too?! Mafumafu,
I won't forgive you for this!
Sa: SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE!
(M: HAHAHAHAHA~!)
U: WHAT HAPPENED TO WORKING AS A TEAM?!
~Dialogue End~
M: Dead five or six tera,
playing with no backups
Run away from help with
juicy self-confidence!
U: Even with a fresh start
from 2 to 8, this gaming session
seems endless!
(M: I'm sleepy...)
All: Anyway, no way no way!
To win and get your way,
dirty tricks and cheats could just
barely suffice! (Hai hai!)
You can flip-flop roles
any way you'd like!
Especially if you really wanna die~
(Sa: I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!)
Fight on and fight through the
day! But don't forget to save!
A moment of silence for those
with dark memories... (Hai hai!)
Endlessly, restlessly, until finally..!
"You lost, try again?" says the RPG!

So: Do you have the ancient sword
that kills evil with finesse?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
So: Do you have the magic shield
to save the damsel in distress?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
So: Do you have the winged ship
that sails the seas of the sky?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
So: Can you be the hero on
which the world can rely?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
Sa: Spread inky darkness!
Kugelschreiber!
So: Burn to the touch! Schwarzwaldbrot!
M: Freeze everything in sight! Reizokon!
U: I'll show my true
power! Infinity Impact, go!!
So: Huh?
Sa: Huuh?
M: Huuuuuuuh?
U: STOP IT, GUYYYYYS!!

M: If the world turns upside
down, and we're still alive
If the final boss meets the afterlife
When the end roll starts
to play its farewell song,
What then would we do with our lives?

Let's say "No way, no way!"
I'll just dive right in!
Just pushing past the very
first village stage! (Hai hai!)
One hero times four
doesn't make it past zero!
We've tried past the 100th age!
(U, Sa: UWAAAAAH?!)
Stop now? No way, no way!
It's not that bad y'know!
It's not like we have any
sort of social life..! (Hai hai!)
I wanna spend my days
on an adventure spree!
And staying up with you
while playing RPGs!