Moulin Rouge - The Sound Of Music

Christian: Before I knew it, I was upstairs, standing in for the unconscious Argentinean.

Toulouse:
THE HILLS ANIMATE
WITH THE EUPHONIOUS SYMPHONIES OF DESCANT!

Audrey: Oh stop, stop, stop, stop!
That insufferable droning is drowning out my words!
Can we please just stick to some decorative piano?

Christian: There seem to be artistic differences over Audrey's lyrics to Satie's song.

Doctor: I don't think a nun would say that about a hill.

Satie: What if he sings "The hills are vital intoning the descant"?

Toulouse: No, no, no - "the hills are quake and shaky"!

Argentinean: The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies!

Bohemians: No, no, no, no, no...

Christian:
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC...

Argentinean: Ow! "The hills are alive with the sound of music" - I love it!!!

Doctor: "The hills are alive..."

Toulouse:
WITH THE SOUND...

Satie:
OF MUSIC!
It fits perfectly!

Christian: ...WITH SONGS THEY HAVE SUNG
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!

Tolouse: Incandiferous! Audrey, you two should write the show together!
Audrey: I beg your pardon?
Christian: But Toulouse's suggestion that Audrey and I write the show together was not what Audrey wanted to hear.
Audrey (appalled): GOOD-BYE!