Nekromantix - Monster movie fan

To no school proms I go
I always bring my dates to the weekly horror picture show
I lean over, try to kiss her lips
She says no, go buy me some crisps

Yeah, I am a monster movie fan
In the back row of the theatre
Sitting side by side
Yeah, I am a horror picture freak
She'll be mine, oh mine
When they turn out the lights

Dracula and Frankenstein appears on the screen
Together with the meanest creatures you've ever seen
Gently I put my hand in her lap
She leaves me with a broken nose from a solid planted slap

The same thing happens to me everytime
Just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime
Another date, another week, man oh man
I just can't help it, I'm a monster movie fan To no school proms I go
I always bring my dates to the weekly horror picture show
I lean over, try to kiss her lips
She says no, go buy me some crisps

Yeah, I am a monster movie fan
In the back row of the theatre
Sitting side by side
Yeah, I am a horror picture freak
She'll be mine, oh mine
When they turn out the lights

Dracula and Frankenstein appears on the screen
Together with the meanest creatures you've ever seen
Gently I put my hand in her lap
She leaves me with a broken nose from a solid planted slap

The same thing happens to me everytime
Just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime
Another date, another week, man oh man
I just can't help it, I'm a monster movie fan