NOFX - Blasphemy

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety
I'll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverance
over my shoulder anti-sacrilidge
I understand that a faith in a deity
Help the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are truly victimless crimes

Blasphemy
Blasphe-you
Jesus Christ
The blackest Jew
Blasphe-you
Blasphemy
Poisonous Pedagogy

I'm an un-believer
I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble-making immature imp
I'm gonna turn the other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe i'll never be given wings
And I'm sorry if I said something I didn't
Cause someones gotta hurt your feelings

Blasphemy
Speaking deadpan
Apparently this God has got a master plan

Now they call foul, pure heresy
But you gotta wonder does he have a plan B

(Bad ass guitar riff)

Horus? similar to Mithna?
Addicts are now against all Krishna
Jesus different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory

My position hasn't been acculted?
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that you hold as sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack about Muhammad
Cause I don't wanna get shot in the chest!!!

Blasphemy
Isn't this fun
Rob a Rabbi
Bugger a Nun
Blasphemy
Want some more
Mother Mary
The virgin whore