NOFX - Please Play this Song on the Radio

[Verse 1]
We wrote this song
It's not too short, it's not too long
It's got back-up vocals in just the right places
It's got a few "oozin'-ahs,"
And it takes a little pause
Just before I sing the F-word

Please play this song on the radio

[Verse 2]
Almost every line is sung in time
And almost every verse ends in a rim
Only problem we had was writing enough words
(Ooh, ah)
But that's okay, because the chorus is coming up again now

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[Solo]

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[Verse 3]
Right about this time
Some shithead will be drawing a fat fucking line
Over the title on the back sleeve
What an asshole!
So Mr. DJ, I hope you already made your segue
Or the FCC is gonna take a shit right on your head

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