Phineas and Ferb - We're Evil

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: If you wanna see evil, tonight at it's best
we're the cruelest of people,
put us to the test.

If your looking for heinus and iniquitous acts
and since you can't contain us, sit back and relax!
One of these cats will be our villainous star
So without further ado, here they are!

Rodney: I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mount Rushmore, for now!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbow... Wait who switched my...?
Rodney: Ha Ha Ha!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Errrr...
Dr. Diminuitive: I'm Dr. Diminuitive and I don't have a Napoleon complex, Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: Of Course, the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N by laws which govern us all, say to enter this pageant, you must be this tall, so disqualified!
Dr. Diminuitive: You can't do that!
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: Yes, we can!
Dr. Diminuitive: Why?

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: Cause, we're evil!
Evil!
Evil Tonight!