Pistol Annies - Happy Birthday

[Verse 1]
I'm tangled all up in this tinsel
I'm tipsy on peppermint schnapps
I'm trying to be so sentimental
It's hard to be something I'm not
It's Christmas Eve and I'm done

[Verse 2]
I'm wiping the dust off the mantel
Stuffing the stockings with junk
My mama showed up with a handle
And her boyfriend of the month
It's Christmas Eve and she's drunk

[Chorus]
Happy birthday, Jesus
Hope that you can't see us
Down here acting a fool
Like it ain't about you
Happy birthday, Jesus

[Verse 3]
I don't wanna go out in this weather
Looking for last-minute gifts
But my mother-in-law wants a sweater
She'll probably say it don't fit
It's Christmas Eve and I quit

[Chorus]
Happy birthday, Jesus
Hope that you can't see us
Down here acting a fool
Like it ain't about you
Happy birthday, Jesus

[Bridge]
Fa la la, fa la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la, fa la la
Fa la la la la

[Chorus]
Happy birthday, Jesus
Hope that you can't see us
Down here acting a fool
Like it ain't about you
Happy birthday, Jesus