RiffShop - Hentai Metal

I fear Something’s overcome you son.
It’s not just me it’s everyone
We hear strange sounds when you lock your doors.
Since the kitchen Bluetooth speakers are still paired to yours.

Ive found your crusty socks and Tissues
It breaks my heart to know you've cried
Your mother respects your privacy
But what on earth is this “hentai?”

Why? Oh Why? Mom don’t look me in the eyes. For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli
My screen goes white! Make me decide between hentai and my last breath I choose death

Mom? GET OUT! What even is Ahegao?

Futanari. girls with dicks?
I need this mousepad for my arthritis!
This item is my device for flotation
You know i like to swim. Its not for masturbation
Yaoi is how I learn kanji best!
Bible black is simply a religious text!
2d girls wont betray, real girls are dumb.
She ‘ll never leave me. she always makes me come
...to my senses!

Dont worry son, when i was your age.
I also had a devious phase. Although i didnt fantasize of tentacles surrounding.
Lets just say your mom could once take a pounding.

BLEGH!