Shane Dawson - High School: The Rap

[S-Deezy]
Rule number 1: Act like you don't give a fuck
Here's your homework: try to get your pee-pee sucked
Rule number 2: Avoid the cafeteria
Bring your own lunch or you'll get diarrhea!

[Paris Hilton]
Rule number 3: Find your posse
Just not the crazy kids that hang under the crazy tree
Rule number 4: No Hot Cheetos
Looks like you're on your period, scratching your ho-ho
[Shanaynay]
High school; it's a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive
So listen up, cause we've got some tools
In the form of rules

[Ned]
Rule number 5: Don't join the Harry Potter club
Or a jock will shove your Quidditch stick up your butt
Rule number 6: When you go to take a piss
Don't use the stall, or they'll call you a baby dick

[Shanaynay]
Rule number 7: Have fashion taste
Short skirts will give you an under-the-waist sad face
Oh wait, you don't know what that is?
It's when a fabric in your shorts get's caught in your pussy lips

[Switch]
High school; it's a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive
So listen up, cause we've got some tools
In the form of rules

[S-Deezy]
Rule number 8: Find a seat by your crush
Except Health Class
Herpes slides will fuck that up
Rule number 9: Try to fuck a teacher
Get caught, sue the school for some cheddar

[Shanaynay]
Rule number 10: If you're in a class you hate
Fake interested, and make a Taylor Swift face
"*gasp*, you just blew my mind!
Wow teacher, you're one of a kind!"

[Paris Hilton]
High school; it's a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive
So listen up, cause we've got some tools
In the form of rules

[S-Deezy]
Breakdown!

[Paris Hilton]
Don't cheat off an Asian
They're overrated

[Ned]
Don't bring Indian food to class
Or you'll be hated

[Shanaynay]
Duct Tape wallets are disgusting
And they attract stray pubes

[S-Deezy]
If you like a girl
Don't ever call her "dude"

[Paris Hilton]
Having lunch with a teacher
Is super creepy

[Shanaynay]
Dressing like an Anime character
Is also creepy

[Ned]
Cleaning your braces in public
Is really gross

[Switch]
And lastly, Just remember this quote:

[S-Deezy]
High school; it's a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive
So don't give up, cause it's just four years
Then it disappears