South Park - Put it Down

People are dying. The fault is our own.
You can do lots of damage when you're on your phone.
We all have to agree to change it somehow.
Let's all make a pledge to end it right now.

Chorus:
Put it down. Don't be on your phone while being President.
Put it down. You might do something dumb and cause an accident.
Let's all agree, here today, that if we're leader of the U.S.A.
We'll put it down

(Put it down.)

McDonalds Worker:
I'll take the pledge!
I'll take the pledge.

Hillary Clinton:
And I'll take the pledge.

(No one cares.)

Put it down if you're President today.
If you find yourself being President today.

Ah ah ah, ah a-aaah
Ah ah ah, ah a-aaah, aaah. Put it down.

Cartman:
Give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation
Or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation
Dedication, that's what it's taken to awaken people to care
And yet my future's so hazy, my girlfriend's makin' me crazy
But still I'm workin' so hard. You know, just tryin' to hold on,
'Cause I know that you don't miss me so much if I was gone.
And all the voices start solo, but every day I hear them grow.
Sayin' "Eric, don't do it! Don't do it! Noooo".

Chorus:
Put it down. Don't be on your phone while being president.
Put it down. You might do something dumb and cause an accident.
We all agree, here today, that if we're ever leader of the U.S.A.
We'll put it down

(Put it down)