Spinal Tap - Short and Sweet

Short and sweet, my baby's all mine
Head to feet, she's barely 4'9"
She don't come up to here and she stays down there
She don't come up to here if you know what i mean

Short and sweet, my little costar
Underneath my faulty radar
She gave me everything, she don't want nothing
She gave me everything, isn't she fine?

Short and sweet, wee aphrodite
Très petite but mucho mighty
Mini muffin, ain't she something?
Mini muffin, sweet as a pie

Short and sweet