Steel Panther - On Your Instagram

I fell in love with an angel
Staring at me through my phone
Not a blemish on your beautiful face
Your skin was perfectly toned
Like Michael Angelo had nothing to do
So he painted you
But I soon found out that
It wasn't true

Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
Such a beautiful filter
Like god himself had built her
Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

I looked at you for just moments
And wanted you for my wife
Within a week reality seared my eyes
And now I'm haunted for life
I used to think that catfish lived in the sea
But now it's all clear
The catfish was you
The sucker was me

Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
You were only lies
Beautifully digitized
Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

If nothing is real
Why do I feel the way that I feel?

If it was all an illusion
Why do I follow you still?
Staring as if somehow I stared long enough
My hope could make it all real
Manipulation makes the fat people thin
The short people tall
The Instagram age
Has ruined us all

Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
Such beautiful eyes
Could only come from AI
Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram?
Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram?