The Cog is Dead - Rocket to the Moon

"Good evening folks, and welcome to Verninan longue - Johnny Sprocket here - we're gonna do a little number for all of you ambitious lovers out there"

Baby, I love you
What can I do to prove my love is true?
How can I show you?
There must be something that a man can do:
Get a tattoo
Or carve your name into a tree or two
Buy you a fondue

It seems I really haven't got a clue;
But I know -
I really love you so
I need a scheme -
And something quite extreme
Like take a trip -
Inside a rocket ship
Yes, that's what I'll do
The moon
We're gonna take a rocket
To the moon
And darling, you will love me
When we fly and far
Among the stars
Oh, I will take you real soon

I'll need some money
Materials for rocket ship
Listen my honey
To build this thing
I'll need to work my keep
Why don't you sleep?
And let me figure out a way to reap
Why can't you ship
Or drill for oil many miles deep

Give me time
This gift will be sublime
Please, if you wait
We'll have a perfect date
You're gonna love
When we're sailin' up above
Just let me come through
For the moon
We're gonna take a rocket to the moon
And darling, you will love me
When we fly and far
Among the stars
Although it may take 'till June
Just bear with me!

Well, you laughed
And now I'm so bereft
You think I'm nuts
I feel like such a puts
But wait and see
For all we'll hear of me
When I finally do

Reach the moon
I'm gonna take that rocket to the moon
It's funny when you think of it:
I've lost a girl
But I'll shock the world
And lock my nation inhume (?)

On the moon
I'll build a big resort
And I'll [be] aboon
Oh, and they'll think I'm great
There'll be some surprise
When it's colonized

Yes, I will take over
The moon

"Thank you very much, this is Johnny S. reminding you to please tip your mechanical interest and don't wrecking-fly: get to your durable home safely.
Good night everybody!"