Vadge Fang - Bad Haircut from Your Girlfriend

So your hair is getting long like a true caveman,
But your girlfriend wants a pet and she has a plan (HAHA!).
She garbs your hair, and says you need a new look:
Pair of scissors, gel bottle, retarded fashion book!

She cuts your hair to a gender-fluid-do.
You say "No More!", but you're told you'll be cute.
Woman owns your soul, and basks in delight.
You submit to her will, crushed by the pussy's might!

Now you strut down the street, trying not to care.
Sampson lost his strength when Delilah raped his hair.
You look like a dork, and your head is a disaster.
Branded by a stamp, you hold hands with your master. Ugh!

So you got a bad haircut, from your girlfriend
You got a bad haircut, from your girlfriend.
Again and again, you're pussy-whipped!
With a got a bad haircut, from your girlfriend!