Whiteboy James and the Blues Express - A Zerg, A Shotgun & You

Shotgun, zerg & you
Got a Zerg and a shotgun
And I'm bringin' 'em home to you

Pickup, protoss & you
I've got a pickup and a protoss
And I'm bringin' 'em home to you

Shovel, bucket & you
I've got a shovel and a bucket
And I'm bringin' 'em home to you

Boots, socks, & you
I've got boots and socks
And I'm bringin' 'em home to you

Protoss, pickup, shovel, bucket, boots, socks, salsa, chips,
whiskey, coke, candy, flowers, headstone, grave
I got a zerg and a shotgun
And I'm bringin' 'em home to you

Then grab your zerg and beat him in the head
If he don't like biscuit, feed it cornbread
Zerg go wasteland 'bout half drunk, jump on a man, like a dog on a bone, like a dog on a bone
Goin' to be a hood ornament in a second, Sweet Rover!

Heya
Kick off your shoes
Stay awhile
Take your coat off
Take your socks off
Hang your hat up
Get you something to eat
I'll catch ya next time