442oons - Germany & Belgium - Bad Game

Now here's the moment... I hit the post...
Even I would have scored that, Romelu! Probably...
We're O.A.Ps! We're just too old!
Old? I'm bossing this and I played in the first ever World Cup!
They tell me "Japan's losing to Spain!"
We're going through! Everything's okay!
What could possibly go wrong?
Japan have scored! TWICE!
Oh *&@#$%!
You dance on the line, next thing there is a goal...
Even I would have saved that! Me too!
I'm faking a smile, I missed with my areola...
You're telling me that's NOT crossed the line?!
They told me this did not cross the line...
So karma's a bitch! I say 2-1! LOL!

You had a bad game...
I played like a clown...
You pull a sad face...
It's time to leave town!
So long! Cheerio!
Photoshopped line!
Oh, that makes me smile!
They're totally fine...
I had a bad game...
Our cameras don't lie!
We're coming back down!
WHO LET ROMELU FLY?!
I had a bad game...
I missed the runway...

Hello! it's good to be back here in Munich! I hated Qata... I hated Qatar! Hahaha! Here's one... check out Japan's new flag!

You had a bad game...
I played like a clown...
You pull a sad face...
It's time to leave town!
So long! Cheerio!
Photoshopped line!
Oh, that makes me smile!
They're totally fine...
I had a bad game...
Our cameras don't lie!
We're coming back down!
WHO LET ROMELU FLY?!
I had a bad game...
Boys, enjoy your stay!