Atom And His Package - Nutrition

[Originally by Dead Milkmen]

My life is easy
My life ain't hard
I spend all day in my fucking back yard
I ain't go not money and I don't care
My parents let me use their credit cards

I ain't got nowhere to go so I'm moving on the street
see people say I got no ambition
But I least I give a shit about the stuff I eat
yeah I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job at the retail store, but I could not stand the competition
so I spend all my time at hanging out at the shore, giving myself a skin condition

I ain't got nowhere to go so I'm moving on my feet
People say I got no ambition
Well at least I give a shit about the stuff I eat
Yea I care about nutrition

Yea I guess I get upset when I see on the tv
all the people in this world that are starving
Well there is nothing in this world
that can come and bother me when I smell the turkey that is carving
I am starving! Moses I'm starving!

My folks say I gotta get myself a job and they ain't gonna support me
All I am to them is just a lazy slob why is it that they did not abort me? whoo!

I guess I must hang out on broad and south
living by my intuition
well at least I give a shit what I put into my mouth
yeah I care about nutrition

Nutrition is good for me