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Hey Hey Hey
This is PewDiePie's channel
And if you don't like that
I'll slap you with a flannel
Hop on my camel
And chase you to the North Pole
ARGHGHHHHH!
My camel's out of control!
Run! Run! Call the police!
I'm going to the zoo
There's animals to release
I take them all home
And I show them my games
Take pictures of them all
Smile!
And keep them in frames
His name is PewDiePie
Ladies claim he's a cutie pie
Millions others disagree
And say "He's just a stupid guy"
So who is right? Let's look at the facts
Dudes that like him, or that attack?
"Hang on a sec, what does it matter?
Refuse to fight, it's a horrible act!"
Ref:
I could pick some bogeys out of my nose
Or watch something else that is gross with thousand of bros
I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes
Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros
What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?
You're not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie
But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie
I'm taking on YouTube in a TuTu
WooHoo
I'm bigger than you, you and you
BooHoo
There's loads of dudes getting in feuds with Pewds
But I'm infused with juice
And ready tu bruise these noobs
I'm a Velocirapper
Ferocious
A new subscriber every day since diplodocus
I'm clearly the dopest
The rest of you are hopeless
I'm on a global stage
You're on some sofas
You're bogus
Hocus Pocus
No focus
I can't decide if I should punch you or give you a brofist
You look as if you stole your sister's hair
Aww what you gonna do?
Throw Mr Chair?
Ref:
I could write poetry and flowery prose
Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros
I could water the garden, I've got flowers to hose
Or I could stay inside the house online with thousands of bros
What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?
You're not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie
But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie
Edgar Allen
Edgar Allen
Are you responsible for what I'm smelling?
I'm rippedy rapping
And bippedy bapping
And hippedy hopping
There's nobody stopping me
So whatever you're watching
You better be stopping
And paying attention to
P-E-W-DiePie
Even sweeter than a blueberry pie
I feel like I'm mothefucking stuck in this duck
It makes me want to QUACK like "What the fuck is that?!"
Genius Pewds strikes again
With the speed of Räikkönen
If i couldn't watch his videos I think my life would end
"So, goodbye bros
See you tomorrow"
"So, goodbye bros--"
"NO, STEPHANO!"
Ref:
I could play a MOBA game for hours til pro
Or I could choose to stay on YouTube with thousands of bros
I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows
Or I could join the chorus of this one
Hoe does it go?
OH
What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?
You're not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie
But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie
That's all Bros!
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