Emily's Army - Asslete

I used to love barry bonds.
Table swinging is gone,
But as time went by and he grew inside.
It was my respect that was slowly dropped.
I like euro mls.
The playing level is the best,
But all the acting, lying, bullshit, and crying remind me of what I detest.

They come on the scene and show their white horse and their squeaky cleats, so.
They best watch out for the media social guillotine.

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try but you can't be a good guy at sports.
All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a heroes day in court.

I really like tiger woods
. He is all well and good
. He is clean, lean, a golf machine but in the end hes just another horny bloke.
I like allen iverson.
Short, corn-rowed and fun.
But he found his wife messing with another guy.
(And he found her new) guy with a gun.